Saturday, April 12, 2008

Seattle, Hamburg, X-Day; SubGenius Online Course; SubCondoms; videos; MORE

It's a busy summer in SubGeniusdom!

(Scroll down past this simple list for details on each item.)

This week: ROBOHAMLET play in NYC

April 19: MONSTRO Seattle Final Devival!

April 25: London fund-raiser with SubGenius preaching, music

April 28: MaybeLogic Academy's 8-week SubGenius History and Cult Development ONLINE COURSE begins

May 3: Hamburg Devival in Germany

July 2-6: X-Day 11 (details with adults-only pictorial)

July 3rd-7th. Xday Europe 10, Copenhagen Denmark
See Yahoo Groups Euro_SubGenius for details

The Amino Acids Movie, Part 1

"Bob" and Connie Condoms

Fixing alt.slack, the SubGenius Forum

July 22-27: Starwood 28

Hour of Slack Home Subscription Service

New stations and mp3 downloads

More SubGenius Movies, downloadable sermons (see below)

Jocko Domo Art Project

INWO/SubGenius Game -- Last Chance for Out of Print Game

Magdalen could still use help


ROBOHAMLET play -- now in NYC, April 10 - 19

The Church's new Sacred Agent is the producer, and SubGeniuses get in for half price!

Medicine Show Theatre, 549 West 52nd, 3rd floor, New York City
All shows 8 pm, $20. Tickets and reservations, call Medicine Show, 212 262 4216.

ROBOHAMLET is the story of the extinction of the human race at the claws of their own creations, the Crylons, genetically modified crabs created to make a caviar substitute, whose incredible fecundity has overwhelmed their human creators. The last humans make a brave stand, and the only weapon that can stand between them an annihilation of humanity is the Robot, who carries the burden of human culture, recites Shakespeare, and feels ambivalent.


APRIL 19: The Final Devival - Seattle, WA

at Transcendent Church of Bass, 920 Elliott Ave. W. on the Seattle Waterfront. This will be one of the larger devivals of the year. Preaching by Dr. Hal Robins, Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Assassinated Nenmaster Nenslo, Priestess Pisces, and others; Musical Guests: Hemorrhoy Rogers and the Ping Pong Ding Dong Gang, many DJs.


April 25: London fund-raiser
@ The Synergy Centre, 220 Farmers Road, (Off Camberwell New Road), London SE5

A 3 room musical mashup of deep house; progressive, psychedelic & hard trance; funk, soul, acid jazz, rare & tribal grooves, Latino, Balkan Beats, global chill, glitch, dub, ambient electronica, live acoustic & musical comedy... many bands, with Rev. Priest and Pope Mickey Finn in Room 3.


April 28 to June 22:
MaybeLogic Academy's SubGenius History and Cult Development 8-week ONLINE Course:

Running Your Own Cult - Do's and Don'ts / History of the Church of the SubGenius

SubGenii may be interested to know that the course allows you to download, if you want to, THREE DVDs worth of audio, video, and graphics. Includes ALL the Media Barrage and Bobsongs tapes, all the SubCon tapes, a ton of video unavailable anywhere else, and thousands of scanned photos and zines, including most of the 7 giant Stark Fist printed issues. If you're REALLY curious about the real-life side of SubGenius, or if you simply like bargains, for that $135 admission price you get media that would cost about a thousand bucks if you bought the items one at a time and if they were available anywhere else.

Last year's course attracted 50 students and was very successful. Because we got so much scanning done last year, and a detailed history of the Church written, there will be a lot more time this year to expound, tell embarrassing stories and do online chats with the students. We will also try to drag in more Guest Instuctators like Dr. Philo Drummond, Onan Canobite, G. Gordon Gordon, Dr. Hal, LIES, maybe even Nenslo!

Here are the other instructors of various MaybeLogic Academy classes so you can see how highly faluted it is.

But most important of all, here is the shopping cart.
This might be the last year we do this!


May 3: "The 7th Heaven Devival" Hamburg, Germany

Hafenklang (Große Elbstr. 84, Altona, S. Königsstraße

Appearing: The Cassandra Complex • Mutate Now • 23 Diameter Drill Heads • Tumorchestra • DJ Ratagosk • Crazy White Shaun • Pope Black • Rev. Plastic Mediator • Pope Mickey Finn • Pope Perro • Rev. Kay Witke the Keeper of Pope Perro • The Pope of Dope Rev. Inspector Insector • Rev. Blue Rabbit • Rev. Lucky Bastard • Rev. Femme Delux • Rev. Skum • The Right Rev. Rodney Orpheus • Rev. Priest • Pope Circlemaker • Add your name here.

"This Devival has snowballed outta ConTroll and this is proBOBly the biggest EuroVenue we have ever had. Dont forget that Mon. May 5th is a bank holiday in England and Mexico. Other slacktivities include: Following Pope Black • Follow Pope Perro • All You Can Eat Sushi • Acubeating • Sex Hurt. Any questions just contact me." Email:



At Brushwood Folklore Center, Sherman NY

The new sub-SubSITE for X-Day 11 (or XI X-Day) is up and running, with info, maps, a mess of new graphics by everybody - an endless ocean of X-Day promotion.

But what you REALLY want to see is the X-Days of Yore PICTORIAL (Adults Only!!).

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR HUMANS! Or some SubGenius kids. It's not ALL nakedity, but it's MOSTLY nakedity, and femalien at that. If you want to see even more -- like, hundreds, maybe thousands more -- at the bottom of the main X-Day 11 page are links to the photo/text reports on all the Drills since 1996, and links to all the X-Day movies on YouTube and Google Video that we know of, with the best ones individually linked.


July 3rd-7th. Xday Europe 10, Copenhagen Denmark
See Yahoo Euro-SubGenius group for details



Now available directly from Bulldada Time Control Labs!

"DobbsCo DobbsHead Brand condoms... it's like coming into money!" Available in "Bob" or Connie packaging. Attendees of X-Day Drill X will remember these; those who were awake at 7 am on July 5 got free ones, and those who weren't found "loaded" used ones in their tents later.


July 22-27: Starwood Festival 28 at Brushwood, Sherman, NY

This is the largest neopagan outdoor fest in the country, and usually features our best-attended Devival of the year, with Rev. Stang presiding, but often with other SubGenius preachers and bands as well. Great music festival, with dozens of bands and workshops; not just for pagans and occultists!


Hour of Slack on New Stations, Home Subscription Service

Latest station to carry our weekly radio show is WXDU 87.7 FM in Durham, NC (Duke University station). Showtime is 6 am to 7 am. The station also streams at

Complete list of stations, and mp3 podcast, downloads of all past shows


(Note: radio stations get CDs with the cusswords safely bleeped
out; civilian subscribers get to keep all the cusswords for their


New SubGenius Movies, Audio links and downloads

Amino Acids Movie, Part 1 - SLACK REMOVAL MACHINE

Baltimore Devival Videos
Includes Dr. K'taden Legume, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, Priestess Pisces, Rev. Susie the Floozy, The Amino Acids' entire set, Rev. Ivan Stang doing "SubGenius 101."

Amsterdam Devival and Tour, 2007

San Francisco Mongoloidapalooza, December 2007:
Video and photos by Scott Beale of Laughing Squid
Stang's rant

Download/hear the 3-hour Puzzling Evidence show from Dec. 7 on KPFA Berkeley:
Yappers include Dr. Gary G'broagfran! Dr. Hal! Dr. Philo Drummond, OverMan First Degree! Puzzling Evidence! Stang! Bishop Joey of Church of the Last Laugh! KROB! And Many More!

Denver radio KOA with Stang, 2008

Denver Radio report from 2007 on Magdalen

Nostalgia! Stang on AM radio from 1988

Winterstar 2008 Stang sermon audio

St. Byron Werner on Little Rock news TV
The local news DARED to bring St. Werner into their studios to show his art, discuss his illustrious Hollywood FX and art career, and his Secret Techniques. I notice that the examples of his art shown do not include any of his blowjob collages. In fact MOST of his new artwork they probably dare not show. St. Byron retired from the Hollywood scene and moved to Little Rock about 4 years ago. He just wrapped up an L.A. art show with Rev. Mark Mothersbaugh, St. Robert Williams, St. Gary Panter , Todd Schorr , Dennis Worden, The Pizz and others.


Jocko Domo, Aug. 29
Decorative Domes by Creative Apes - raises money for the Magdalen Bevilacqua case, lowers consciousness for the basket case.

Reverend H.V. Monkey is on the lookout for creative individuals to participate in a DEVO-themed art project which will be taking place on August 29th at the Asterisk Gallery in Cleveland, Ohio. This project—called JOCKO DOME-O—involves the artistic ‘mutation’ of DEVO Energy Domes.


INWO/SubGenius Game -- Last Chance for Rare Out of Print Game!

Steve Jackson Games has discontinued this classic, but we acquired all 150 remaining copies! Currently still $16.95, but the price goes up as the stock gets lower. Includes 100 high quality art cards, elaborate game rulebook.


Fixing alt.slack, the SubGenius Forum

Normally it is the greatest forum on the Internet. (It's also one of the very oldest!) Recently, for those who access it through Google Groups and browser, it has been marred by spam and numbskulls. This browser fix 'kills' the spam and Pinks.

Also, for gamers, SubGenius Steam Groups wanted


SubGenius movie screenplay
That's what I, Stang am working on in my copious spare time. I don't want to say who prompted us to finally get on this, because nobody would believe me. We're also engaged in finding overseas publishers for Italian and French translations of our books, and planning a SubGenius art book and more CD albums.


Rev. Magdalen and family can still use all the help they can get with the SubGenius child custody case. The family is currently together, thanks to a gigantic screw-up by their enemies, but their legal bills are eating them alive. All details at Modemac's Wiki.